urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:slaar slaar slaar 2004-04-25T22:23:33Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:slaar:605 2004-04-25T22:23:33Z 2004-04-25T22:23:33Z Hmm, this taking over the world is not as easy as I first hoped. Not only have NASA put a block on my attempts to infiltrate their systems, but this summer weather is really getting me down. I'm thinking of taking a long trip to the arctic then regrouping in about October to renew my attempts. Till then I may while away the time punting and drinking, and also reading Hamlet. I will let you know how I get on. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:slaar:419 2004-03-17T03:39:05Z 2004-03-17T03:39:05Z Hello, I am Slaar. This journal is going to chart my attempt to take over the world. Contrary to popular belief it is I, Slaar, and not livejournals themselves that is going to take over the world. I am an Ice Warrior from the planet Mars. Consequently, I do not like heat. That is why I am living in Cambridge at the moment, as I finalize my plans to take over the world! Aha! Firstly I must work out how to disable NASAs computers so the Invasion Fleet from Mars can enter the Earth's sphere undetected...............